The Phantom Flag Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- McBride gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
78%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McBride's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.