The Invisible Route Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- McBride is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
83%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McBride's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.