The Blocking Assignment Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- McBride is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
76%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McBride's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.