The Late Scratch Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
- McBride gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
88%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McBride's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.