The Invisible Route Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- McBride gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
79%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McBride's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.