The Phantom Flag Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- The broadcast shows McBride on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- McBride's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
75%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McBride drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.