The Mystery Tweak Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- The broadcast shows McBride on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- McBride scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
90%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McBride, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.