The Late Scratch Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- Ref: "Number McBride, that's a flag." McBride: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- McBride has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
86%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McBride drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.