The Late Scratch Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- McBride is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
76%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McBride's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.