The Late Scratch Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- McBride is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
91%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McBride's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.