The Snap Count Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- McBride spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
81%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
Incantation
McBride, McBride, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.