The Hamstring Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- McBride gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
73%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McBride's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.