The Snap Count Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- McBride will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McBride drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.