The Invisible Route Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over McBride's stadium. Only over McBride.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- McBride stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
90%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McBride's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.