The Hamstring Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“The broadcast shows McBride on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- McBride will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
92%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McBride drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Brock Bowers
- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
- Travis Kelce
- Tyler Allgeier
FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.