The Phantom Flag Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Smack gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Smack is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Smack is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
74%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Smack's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.