The Late Scratch Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Smack gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Smack trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Smack will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
91%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smack, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.