The Wind Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Smack gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Smack's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Smack. Smack does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
85%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Smack, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.