The Snap Count Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Smack is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Smack warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
75%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Smack, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.