The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Smack is already "Questionable" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Smack trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
75%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Smack's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.