The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Smack gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Smack's stadium. Only over Smack.
92%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Smack's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.