The Upright Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Smack's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Smack will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Smack gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smack's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.