The Phantom Flag Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Smack is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Smack gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Smack, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.