The Upright Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Smack tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Smack is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
88%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Smack scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.