The Wide Left Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Smack gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Smack finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Smack, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.