The Late Scratch Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Smack's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Smack scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Smack is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
78%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smack, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.