The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Smack finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Smack gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
81%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Smack, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.