The Hamstring Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Smack trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Smack gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
- Smack is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
77%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smack, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.