The Mystery Tweak Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Smack hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Smack is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
83%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smack drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.