The Hamstring Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Smack sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Smack goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Smack gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
82%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Smack scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.