The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Smack will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Smack trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Smack will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
84%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Smack's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.