The Wide Left Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Smack gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Smack is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smack drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.