The Mystery Tweak Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Smack's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Smack gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
- Smack finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Smack, Smack, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.