The Late Scratch Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Smack goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Smack gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
90%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Smack's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.