The Upright Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Smack gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Smack. Smack does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
89%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Smack's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.