The Hamstring Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Smack sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Smack gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
90%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Smack scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Jason Myers
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Cam Little
- Jake Bates
FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.