The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Smack sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Smack kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- A mysterious flag erases Smack's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
78%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smack's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.