The Wind Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Smack is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Smack's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smack's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.