The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Smack gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Smack gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Smack scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.