The Shank Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Smack will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Smack gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
86%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Smack, Smack, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.