The Doink Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Smack's stadium. Only over Smack.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Smack is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
87%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Smack's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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- Josh Jacobs
- Christian Watson
- Tucker Kraft
- Jordan Love
- Brandon Aubrey
- MarShawn Lloyd
- Matthew Golden
- Cameron Dicker
- Jason Myers
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Cam Little
- Jake Bates
FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.