The Late Scratch Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Smack. Smack does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- The broadcast shows Smack on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Smack scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.