The Hamstring Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- A mysterious flag erases Smack's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Smack trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
89%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smack's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.