The Butter-Finger Hex of Troy Franklin
Troy Franklin · DEN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Franklin's stadium. Only over Franklin.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Franklin's week
- Franklin sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Franklin gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
78%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Franklin's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Troy Franklin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Troy Franklin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Troy Franklin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.