The Butter-Finger Hex of Troy Franklin
Troy Franklin · DEN · WR
“Franklin gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Franklin's week
- Franklin tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Franklin goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
79%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Franklin drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Troy Franklin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Troy Franklin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Troy Franklin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.