The Inch-Short Hex of Troy Franklin
Troy Franklin · DEN · WR
“Franklin's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Franklin was due a breakout.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Franklin's week
- Franklin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Franklin gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
88%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Franklin, Franklin, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Troy Franklin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Troy Franklin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Troy Franklin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.