The Inch-Short Hex of Troy Franklin
Troy Franklin · DEN · WR
“Franklin drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Franklin's week
- Franklin will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Franklin tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
85%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Franklin's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Troy Franklin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Troy Franklin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Troy Franklin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.