The Inch-Short Hex of Troy Franklin
Troy Franklin · DEN · WR
“Franklin drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Franklin's week
- Franklin finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Franklin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Franklin drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Troy Franklin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Troy Franklin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Troy Franklin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.