The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Troy Franklin
Troy Franklin · DEN · WR
“Franklin gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Franklin's week
- Franklin scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- The broadcast shows Franklin on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Franklin drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Troy Franklin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Troy Franklin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Troy Franklin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.