The Hamstring Hex of Troy Franklin
Troy Franklin · DEN · WR
“Franklin tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Franklin's week
- Franklin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Franklin finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Franklin's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Troy Franklin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Troy Franklin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Troy Franklin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.